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Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Six flags new england trip report 6/23/13

Not much happened on this day. I went with @joseph.kazalski We got to the park at around 11am and had a hard time finding a place to park. The place was packed to the Max and I expected the longest lines at bizarro. It was about 90 degrees F that day and that made it hard for me to walk. First thing we went on is tomahawk and no one was really there riding it. Then we went to bizarro and the line was pretty short for that crowded of the park. Everyone mostly went to the water park. After riding bizarro I went by myself (not with @joeseph.kazalski) to bizarro. I sat in the back and kept riding until I got to the 3rd or 4th time. Then my friend @joeseph.kazalski came with me and we sat in the near front. Then we sat in the back. Near front. Then we went to eat and then sat in the middle. Then the first seat in the front. Then the back. Then we kept doing this until I rode my 13th time and the park closed and we left. I already really miss bizarro. Note in the front you get more ejector airtime for everyone who didn't know that. We had a lot of fun! :) oh yeah we also rode batman once somewhere that day. Thanks for reading!

Monday, June 3, 2013

Six flags new england trip report 6/2/13

On 6/2/13 I went to six flags new england with @joseph.kazalski (follow him please!) We arrived at 12:30 and first went to the water park.

WATER PARK

We decided that we wanted to get flash pass for the water park so we got the regular one. $15. It was really hot that day and a 30% chance of storms. You'll see later what happened. After getting the flash pass we registered typhoon in the flash pass. the wait was 7 minutes. Then we changed to our swimming suits and then went to typhoon since its been 7 minutes Already. The park was very busy that day. Typhoon was amazing for first water park ride of the year! :) Next we put in shark attack for 0 minute wait! We went on the fastest slide, the red one. :) Next we put the family toboggan for a long wait with the flash pass and the deck wait. After that we decided to go on the adventure river with the flash pass. It was very relaxing! :) Then with the flash pass we went on the giant blue and orange slide. Don't know the exact name. After that we put in tornado for 20 minutes! We decided to go on a blue slide again, forget the name. I'm more fond of the park section than the water park. Are 20 minutes were up so we headed towards tornado, only to be split up. I thought he might be waiting at the ride but NO, he had to go we're all of our stuff is, ALL THE WAY WHERE BONZAI PIPELINES ARE!! ALL THE WAY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PARK!!!!! This really hurt my feet. Once we got to tornado we went on it and had fun! :) You know how I said there was a 30% chance of a storm. Well, it came. There was ominous clouds rolling in and just about everyone in the park was leaving. All the rides closed so we left the water park along with a huge crowd.

PARK

Even outside of the water park there was a giant crowd leading to the exit. We dashed towards tomahawk knowing bizarro was closed. By the time it was our turn the park closed the ride due to thunder and lighting. Instead we ate lunch, super, snack, whatever. The clouds were going the other way and rides were testing so we headed towards bizarro to wait for it to open. The storm only got bigger and cluttered the skies. Then the rain and high winds came. We didn't get to ride bizarro yet and we had hope for the storm to go away. We sat there in the locker room for bizarro while a hurricane looking storm attacked six flags New England. We had a feeling they might close the park but they didn't. 3 and a half hours of waiting in the locker room for bizarro later the storm cleared up but another one was said to be coming. Bizarro's tunnels were over fogged and filled with water and someone had dropped there phone earlier. We lost hope and left after waiting 3 and a half hours for nothing. On the way out we saw that cat women's whip was open so we rode it once. When we were leaving I noticed the chain for bizarro was moving and the storm was far so we headed into the locker room to see people waiting. It took a half and hour but Then we heard rumbling. RUMBLING OF BIZARRO GOING OVER OUR HEADS BECAUSE THEY WERE TESTING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then people started to cheer including us. THEN THE PHONE RANG AND WE GOT TO GO TO THE SATION!!!!!!! 4 HOURS AND IT WAS WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was about 8:30 when it opened. It was a walk on except for the front. I personally like the back where you get the airtime! We got to ride 6 times before they closed the park! On the way back we noticed thunderbolt was still open with a walk on so we rode thunderbolt once and then left! Thanks for reading!

This is how long tornado is from BONZAI pipelines.

Monday, May 13, 2013

Six flags new england trip report 5/4/13

This is my trip report for 5/4/13 at six flags New England. Thanks to JOEY for making this all happen! :) follow me on twitter @dylanbizarro also note that the picture caption is at the top of the picture! Thanks for reading my trip report!

Wow! This is a great view of six flags new england from memorial bridge!

Very cool m&m stairs at the entrance bridge of six flags New England!

Scream and bizarro look very close from the crossing bridge to get into six flags New England!

Tomahawk was our first ride of the day and it is always our first ride for some reason. The line was strangely very long today. Even when the park is busy this never has a line. There is only one picture because the lady told me to put my phone away in the line. Tomahawk is my favorite flat at six flags New England. It just feels amazing! ;)

Our next ride of the day was batman the dark knight, my second favorite coaster at six flags New England. What do you think my first is? (Hints: my twitter is dylanbizarro) if you guessed bizarro then your right! That was pointless.

I have never seen this open making the line super long! The line today was pretty long. On the first day it was a walk on and that was awesome!

Look how close bizarro's overbank is to batman. A lot of airtime on that drop! :) (no where near as much as bizarro's drop)

15 minutes? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

But to you it's only what? 2 seconds. We had to wait 30 fricken minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Six flags FORCED us to sit in row 3 because the trolls stole the front row. :( oh yea that's not us boarding

Why not take pictures of bizarro while I'm waiting! Well only one for now.

I've had enough, ENOUGH of the restraint checkers! I almost threw up when the guy put ALL of his weight on my restraint making it hurt LIKE HELL!! It SQUISHED ME!! I even complained to six flags about this! Well, the ride was GREAT! So much air time on the first drop and the third inversion!That made me feel better! :) now time for some mind eraser! Aka old Vekoma SLC! HEY be nice to it :D

Out of the entire trip this is the best picture I took on thenway to mind eraser! Maybe. I even made it my twitter profile picture! Follow me @dylanbizarro please?

Look! It's the train going down the drop! If you look closely.....

The line was long today! I guess it's worth it though. Hey! They were running 2 trains unlike the first day! Then they put a second train on the first day and then the coaster screwed up and everyone had to get out of line!

MORE BIZARRO DROP!!!!!!!!!